Movie Offers Galore, Midas Touch and Voodoo Thrive

The heat wave seems to have broken (I don’t want to speak too soon) so our high temperatures are in the mid-twenties, rather than the low thirties. People are beginning to worry that somehow we missed out on summer, and they’re wishing for the heat to come back.

Not Pedro and I. We are perfectly happy not having to worry about the high temperatures in our three Glasshouses. The sun still visits us, more often than not, but it doesn’t have that burning intensity that could be anathema for sensitive blooms, such as Roses.

The movie had its premiere in Toronto, and we were invited. Our Glasshouse Number Three looked especially wonderful up there on the wide screen and I got all nostalgic about our Ambience and Granada Roses.

I closed my eyes during the final scene, when the mad murderer takes a machete to the Roses, even though by this time the moviemakers had substituted silk and plastic flowers for the real ones.

The week after the premiere, Pedro received phone calls and e-mails from American and Canadian producers, wishing to use our Greenhouses as one of the locations for their next film.

Even though we got reimbursed handsomely for the experience, we hesitated to except any of the new offers, prior to seeing a script. We feel responsible to present Roses and Rose-growing in a good light.

As it worked out, most of the screenplays called for the destruction of the Roses and the Greenhouse itself, either through explosion, fire, or earthquake. Why do big budget movie producers insist on all this violence on the screen?

Pedro decided to turn down all the offers. “Dear Jill, our flowers need some peace and quiet now. It wouldn’t be fair to them to have all this noise and activity to disturb their natural production of beautiful blooms.”

I agreed with Pedro wholeheartedly. Although the money was tempting, we instead concentrated on growing the best possible cut flowers, using the expertly designed plant foods from Advanced Nutrients.

The Hybrid Tea Roses Midas Touch and Voodoo, our newcomers, are thriving on their diet of Iguana Juice Grow, along with the Plus Program of all the additives, supplements, and root colonizers.

They’re still in the vegetative stage, which means that they receive fundamental doses of Piranha, Tarantula, and Voodoo Juice, in order to populate their root systems with beneficial fungi, bacteria, and microbes, respectively.

Ever since I was a little girl, one of my favorite stories was the one about King Midas. It’s the ultimate “be careful what you wish for” story. Dionysus granted Midas one wish for a good deed, and the King wished that everything he touched should turn to gold.

And so it was. But the King grew thin, since every time he tried to eat, the food would turn to gold. He touched the beautiful Roses in his garden, and they turned to the yellow metal, as well.

He lovingly touched his daughter, and even she turned to gold. He became afraid that his whole kingdom would eventually turn to gold, so he asked Dionysus to turn everything back to the way it was.

So now we have a golden yellow Hybrid Tea Rose to commemorate the name of King Midas. The moral of his story is that real wealth cannot be measured in precious metals.

I can’t wait for the Midas Touch Rose to flower, so I can inhale its rich, fruity fragrance. In a way, all the ingredients that we mix into our nutrient solution are aimed at the arrival of that day, when the large, golden flowers will finally open.

Pedro is already spraying these Roses with Colossal Bud Blast, in anticipation of their flowering. This foliar spray can be used throughout the vegetative and bloom stages in order to provide the plants with the ability to absorb organic nutrients better.

Even though Colossal Bud Blast complements our feeding regimen rather nicely, it can also be used as a standalone product. It’s a complete blend of vital nutrients, plus natural biostimulants, chelators, and surfactants.

There is nothing else like it in the gardening marketplace, and it does provide us with a Midas touch when it comes to growing our flowers. It contains reduced nitrogen, in the form of amino acids, and reduced carbon, as carbohydrates.

During the bloom stage, we’ll be feeding our Roses not only with Iguana Juice Bloom, but also Carbo Load Powder, which will provide our plants with additional carbohydrates, to be used as building blocks for flower formation.

And even though Midas Touch Hybrid Tea Roses have good disease resistance, Pedro mixes in Barricade every week into the nutrient solution. He also makes sure that Glasshouse Number Three, Multi Rose, receives regular sprayings of Scorpion Juice and Protector, in order to keep parasitic fungi, bacteria, and viruses at bay.